I am going to write a joke book !
Here's a few KNOCK-KNOCK jokes !
. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who ? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke ?
. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired !
DID YOU SMILE AT THOSE SILLY BITS OF NONESENSE ?
A couple more.
. Who’s there ? Boo. Boo who ? Why are you crying ?
. Who’s there ? Atch. Atch who ? Bless you!
. Who’s there ? A little old lady. A little old lady who ? I didn’t know you could yodel !
Now for some silly music !
. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who ? No silly, cows go MOO !
. Who’s there ? Harry. Harry who ? Harry up and answer the door !
Do you remember this ?
This is something I would like to play for HRH Prince Charles The Prince of Wales, your Royal Highness I know you like this. Let's see how many of you have a giggle.....
A few more silly knocks at the door.....
. Who’s there ? Canoe. Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?
. Who’s there ? Lettuce. Lettuce who ? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here !
. Who’s there ? Mikey. Mikey who ? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole !
. Who’s there ? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who ? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in !
. Who’s there ? I am. I am who ? You don’t know who you are ?
Two more jokes and then we'll have something for Christmas.
. Who’s there ? Ice cream. Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
. Who’s there ? Doctor. Doctor who ? You’ve seen that TV show ?
. Who’s there ? Yah. Yah who ? No, I prefer google.
. Who’s there ? Nana. Nana who ? Nana your business!
. Who’s there ? Justin. Justin who ? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over !
Now for something from my YouTube Channel......
. Who’s there ? Theodore. Theodore who ? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open !
. Who’s there ? To. To who ? It’s to .
. Who’s there ? Owls say. Owls say who ? Yes, they do !
. Who’s there ? Kanga. Kanga who ? No, it’s
Having been silly perhaps it is time now to be sensible.