Wednesday, 23 December 2020

Today we'll have some SILLY songs.

I am going to write a joke book !

Here's a few KNOCK-KNOCK jokes !

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Broccoli?  Broccoli who ?  Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Wooden shoe.  Wooden shoe who?  Wooden shoe like to hear another joke ?

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Goliath.  Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired !


A couple more.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Boo.  Boo who ?  Why are you crying ?

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Atch.  Atch who ?  Bless you! 

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? A little old lady. A little old lady who ? I didn’t know you could yodel !  

Now for some silly music !

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who ? No silly, cows go MOO !

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Harry.  Harry who ?  Harry up and answer the door !

Do you remember this ?

This is something I would like to play for HRH Prince Charles The Prince of Wales, your Royal Highness I know you  like this. Let's see how many of you have a giggle.....

A few more silly knocks at the door.....

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Canoe.  Canoe who ?  Canoe come out and play with me ?

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Lettuce.  Lettuce who ?  Lettuce in, it’s cold out here !

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Mikey.  Mikey who ? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole !

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who ? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in !

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  I am.  I am who ?  You don’t know who you are ?

Two more jokes and then we'll have something for Christmas.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Ice cream.  Ice cream who ?  Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Doctor.  Doctor who ?  You’ve seen that TV show ?

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Yah.  Yah who ?  No, I prefer google.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there ?  Nana.  Nana who ?  Nana your business!

Knock, knock. Who’s there ?  Justin.  Justin who ?  Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over !

Now for something from my YouTube Channel......

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Theodore. Theodore who ? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open !

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? To. To who ? It’s to whom.

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Owls say. Owls say who ? Yes, they do !

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Kanga. Kanga who ? No, it’s kangaroo !

Having been silly perhaps it is time now to be sensible.

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