Tuesday 29th September 2020
The Dark Side Of The Moon must be a very busy place these days. So busy there can be no pretence at all when it comes to social distancing.
So who can you find there ?
YOUR GP avoiding at all costs engaging with patients, thinking sticking a stethoscope down a phone line is the way to care for people.
YOUR MP who thinks the best way to social distance from his/her constituents is to be a quarter of a million miles away.
ALL THOSE PRETENDING THEY ARE OPERATING A TRACK AND TRACE SYSTEM need I say any more.
THE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT thinking the best place to support students, teachers, schools and universities is from the far side of the moon.
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT that has resided there for decades operating its crime encouragement policy and leaving the police to clean up its mess.
THE DIPLOMATIC SERVICE trying to hide from the fact that China gave the world this pandemic, more than one million people have died so far. In comparison 1,000,000 million and counting. 146,000 people died when the bomb was dropped on Hiroshima,
THE PRIME MINISTER ? No he's not there. He prefers to remain on Planet Earth and work every day to go down in history as the worst prime minister our nation has ever had.