The Silly Old Man - The Geriatric DJ - is getting ready to celebrate his birthday.
The fateful day is Sunday 3rd November. Maureen asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I replied a toothbrush and please could I have some teeth to go with it ?
Why is it I look like the picture here below yet feel like the picture above.
I was born a scrawny little brat as you can see.
Don't think much of my haircut. Used to use Brylcream in those days. Who knows what that is ? Do they still sell it.
Scrawny little kid but look at the sexy teenager I grew into.
Here's a picture of four generations in my family: me, my Mum, my Nan and my Great Granddad.
I like being a granddad myself but wish I could do it while looking younger.
Perhaps something like this ?
So what do I want for my birthday ?
A body transplant would be nice.
The truth is there is nothing I want and beyond that there is absolutely nothing I need.
I have my health - no teeth but I do have my health, I have Maureen and I enjoy a full and active life.
Look at Lord Muck in the middle of this picture. I think I still have that suit and probably the white socks as well !
Actually there is something I do want for my
birthday. Will you help me celebrate ?
11pm on my birthday until 9am the next day I am broadcasting a radio disco - www.crmk.co.uk - will you join me for this disco party ?
I have TEN hours of great disco music to play. CLICK HERE and check out the playlist.
Would you sponsor a track for £1 ?All for Milton Keynes Winter Night Shelter. I am passionate about the plight of our homeless friends.
Can I have a magic wand for my birthday please, a magic wand I can wave and solve this
problem ? Failing that will you help Milton Keynes Winter Night Shelter care and love my friends this winter.
That really would give me the happiest possible birthday.