Today we have THREE people writing this blog - The Patriotic Pensioner, Max Robinson and The Geriatric DJ (All me of course.)
So let's start with The Patriotic Pensioner - that's me in the silly hat.
23 people read yesterday's blog, friends from UK, USA, Germany, Poland, France and Malaysia. THANKS to you all.
That's a pic of me my grandson took yesterday while I was driving him to school. Little sod - he put it on facebook, commenting on my hat and my driving. Something about a Lewis Hamilton impersonation. I'll get revenge. You wait and see !
So twenty-three people read my blog yesterday. Have you read my DIARY by the way - that's different. Dead BORING but different. BUT an estimated half a million people watched this bit of fun when I popped it on to Twitter and invited my followers to retweet it
The Witch Of Scotland did not have a good day yesterday. The Prime Minister told her to get stuffed and my song for her went, if not viral then semi-viral. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person could it !
I've just put this on Twitter. It will be interesting to see what happens. My referendum to see if the UK should have a referendum to see if The Witch Of Scotland should have a referendum.
OMG IU am starting to sound like that idiot Tim Farron ! Time for The Patriotic Pensioner to shut up and hand the blog over to my second persona - Writer Max Robinson.
I am determined today to spend a couple of hours working on my latest story - my teenager memories of the two years I spent as a management trainee in the giant Birmingham Department Store - LEWIS'S. Not to be confused with John Lewis, he was a poor relation to this mega store.
Yesterday I posted this on the Lewis's facebook group's page - my part helping to ;launch a new aftershave for men. Well it would be for men wouldn't it, not many women shave.
Never forget that Life is a DISCO so get ready to DANCE.
Let's kick off the party with this.
Did you do the actions ?
That boring old fart of a radio station - Redio Minus One, banned that song !
Ok let's keep the music going with this.
And having played that I just have to keep the dancing going with..................
I have all of these songs on a CD in my car, my grandson calls it my SILLY CD. This is actually his favourite. Yesterday parked up outside his school while we waited for the gate to open I played it in the car and we did the actions together.
Time for one more before I sign off.
Hopefully that has set you up to have a fun day.
NEVER forget that Life is a DIS|CO and the only way to live it to the full is to DANCE.
So this is THE GERIATRIC DJ signing off for today -
WRITER MAX ROBINSON saying bye -
And THE PATRIOTIC PENSIONER saying have a fantastic day.
We are, of course, all one and the same person.